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The inhabitants of Karloff Falls gathered at the single bar on Main Street for the annual Halloween Battle of the Bands contest. Some of the townsfolk wore homemade T-shirts to support their friends or neighbours. Others wore disinterested expressions, there solely due to the lack of anything else to do.
MC Marie Festre adjusted her Morticia Addams wig and wiggled onto the stage.
"Good evening, Karloff Falls!"
The crowd yelled a greeting in reply.
"Are you ready for the Battle of the Bands?"
Another shouted affirmation. Marie smiled.
"Well give it up for the Queens of Twilight!"
Isolated pockets of applause were scattered among the silent crowd. Four women shuffled onstage, greeted by stony faces. They looked at each other with dead eyes and shrugged. The tallest woman headed for the microphone, and wrapped bony fingers around the stand. Her skin bloomed pale green under the stage lights.
"What's up, Karloff Falls?!"
Silence. The singer shot a glance to the guitarist to her right. The guitarist gestured to the crowd. The singer bit her lip and turned back to the audience.
"I'm Elsa, and this is Glenda, Lyra and Rita," said the singer, pointing to the bassist, guitarist and drummer.
Several fans whooped in the crowd. A man near the front mimed a dramatic yawn. Elsa narrowed her eyes and leaned in towards the mike.
"People keep complaining that music is too manufactured these days. Well, our manager scoured the length and breadth of the state to put us together!"
Elsa's pronouncement provoked squeals and cheers from the band's few rabid fans in the crowd. Bored chatter began among the rest of the audience. Lyra picked at the ugly seam that ran up her arm from her wrist to her collarbone. Glenda tightened the bolts in her neck before adjusting the strap of her bass.
"So we say yes, a lot of music is manufactured, but they don't get more manufactured than us!"
Elsa punched the air to more scattered cheers. Rita and Lyra leaned in to squeal into Elsa's microphone and the band launched into their first number, Little Lightning Bolt.
Their manager waited in the wings, smiling as the band's raucous blend of punk and 50s rock n roll won over the more skeptical patrons in the crowd. He twiddled the ring on his little finger, caressing the Frankenstein family crest set in gold.
The Queens of Twilight finished their first song to screams for more. Their manager smiled. Great-great-great-grandfather would be so proud.
18 comments:
Heehee, clever! Love the photo too. :D
A monster creation - Great great grandfather would indeed be proud. Tee-hee
You had me at Karloff Falls. What a fun idea, manufactured indeed!
"Karloff Falls"... Icy, you are a gem.
The perfect October #FridayFlash has been written, and it's this. The rest of us can go suck our thumbs for the rest of the month, heehee.
Carrie - I made it myself! :D
Helen - I'd hope so!
Aaron - I go a little literal sometimes...
Tony - I do try.
Larry - Aw thank you!
That photo is awesome! I love the twist on Frankenstein's monster(s?). A much better use of his time. :)
Ha, this is great! Very funny twist on that legend, and looks like the Frankensteins have quite improved their methods over the years!
"They don't get more manufactured than us!"
Ye gods, you gotta love a pun! :D
Ha ha. Loved the play on manufactured. Thought at first they were ghosts, but that end was so satisfying.
Love the photo :)
I imagined the manager grave robbing while muttering "I've already got the vocal cords, next the lungs..." love it when stories make my mind fly.
Great-great-great-grandfather would be horrified, given what he did to his own creations, but with the current state of the music industry, I think their manager is onto something. They're already using cyborgs, after all...
Love the tone on this one -- you usually strike it exactly right, but still.
"...the Frankenstein family crest set in gold."
Now that was a nice touch, Icy. I'm sure they were a killer act.
Danni - I did the picture at work :)
Izzi - I aim to please!
Cathy - I do love my wordplay :)
Virginia - I wonder how well they'd do on Britain's Got Talent...
Emilia - Glad you liked it!
Katherine - Thought I'd be a bit silly this week.
Alan - I'd pay good money to see them!
Oh yeah, monsters and music, a great blend.
Hey Icy, perhaps they'd consider doing a double spot with The Zomband?
http://greenstephenj.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/zomband.html
Ha! Unexpected and brilliant ending! Clever story Icy, I like how you brought Frankenstein's heritage into 2012! And in the music industry!
Hi there Icy -- great story. Loved the backwoods band, small-venue feel of it, and the way you put the story across. Kept me wondering what the shtick was until the end, and having them be a literally manufactured band was a great idea. Happy, belated, Halloween :)
St.
Excellent spin on the monster/music theme.
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